Wisconsin football: It’s time for Badgers TAKES

Take ’tak (noun): a strong opinion, frequently wrong to a hilarious degree, designed primary to elicit a visceral response in the listener and to boost social media traffic.

Happy Takes-giving, everybody.

Footbaw tawkin’, like the Catholic Church and the Hallmark card schedule, is a cynical cyclical business. December is bowl season. February used to be all about National Signing Day, but that highest of high holy days…